Perfect 10 - crap things about the match
An occasional series of nonsense - first up things that a Mag doesn’t like at the match!
Perfect 10 - teeth itching bits about the match!
The bloke on the PA shouting Broooonooh oh when reading the teams out.
The Hey Jude generic PL chant at the start of the match.
People who shout TOON during the UNITED chant.
Late arrivals, early leavers.
The half time ear splitting shouting through the SJP PA.
Home made signs asking for players’ shirts.
VAR
Eating chips in your seat while the match is on.
Filming the match or doing ‘selfies’ (bowk).
Racist knackers.
TONY GREEN FAN CLUB
The complete absence of Geordie / Northumbrian food and drink, in favour of total shite. If Brighton can manage to sell pints of Sussex Best…
Possibly a controversial one but I’d also move the away fans down from L7- prefer them to be closer to the action as it improves the atmosphere.
I love the Fab Four as much as the next man but the fact remains it was written by a Scouser about another Scouser’s son. We have loads more appropriate songs which could replace it. If you’re looking for a repetitive chant how about ‘Wey Aye Man’ by Mark Knopfler or ‘Fog on the Tyne’ by Lindisfarne. Tbh, I would just stop playing music over the PA system and let the supporters sing - it worked in the 60s!